http://thechristmascottage.forummotion.com/christmas-cheer-f11/-t1.htm Some good ole Christmas humor. Jokes, riddles, videos... Thu, 04 Dec 2008 19:37:18 GMT 10 http://i24.servimg.com/u/f24/11/75/79/34/christ11.jpg http://thechristmascottage.forummotion.com/christmas-cheer-f11/-t1.htm http://thechristmascottage.forummotion.com/christmas-cheer-f11/december-trivia-quiz-12-04-08-t71.htm concertcris Hello all. It's the season to be happy and jolly so figured I would post a trivia quiz to keep you on your toes for the season. Have fun! Here goes: Santa Claus is known as the patron saint of whom? What is the traditional flower of December? Who wrote "The Christmas Song"? Who played the child in the 1947 version of the movie "Miracle on 34th Street"? Cary Grant played an angel in what famous movie starring David Niven and ... Christmas Cheer Thu, 04 Dec 2008 19:37:18 GMT http://thechristmascottage.forummotion.com/christmas-cheer-f11/december-trivia-quiz-12-04-08-t71.htm#101 http://thechristmascottage.forummotion.com/christmas-cheer-f11/december-trivia-quiz-12-04-08-t71.htm http://thechristmascottage.forummotion.com/christmas-cheer-f11/christmas-with-louise-a-lil-bit-adultish-t68.htm dec_baby As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings were overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty. One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-mart. ... Christmas Cheer Fri, 21 Dec 2007 09:16:24 GMT http://thechristmascottage.forummotion.com/christmas-cheer-f11/christmas-with-louise-a-lil-bit-adultish-t68.htm#93 http://thechristmascottage.forummotion.com/christmas-cheer-f11/christmas-with-louise-a-lil-bit-adultish-t68.htm http://thechristmascottage.forummotion.com/christmas-cheer-f11/the-12-pains-of-christmas-t67.htm dec_baby The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Is finding a Christmas tree The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Hangovers Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Sending Christmas cards Hangovers Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The fifth thing at Christmas that's such ... Christmas Cheer Sat, 15 Dec 2007 06:05:38 GMT http://thechristmascottage.forummotion.com/christmas-cheer-f11/the-12-pains-of-christmas-t67.htm#88 http://thechristmascottage.forummotion.com/christmas-cheer-f11/the-12-pains-of-christmas-t67.htm http://thechristmascottage.forummotion.com/christmas-cheer-f11/the-twelve-days-of-cats-mas-t37.htm Frosty On the first day of Christmas my mistress gave to me a pheasant under glass beneath the tree. On the second day of Christmas my mistress gave to me two chicken breasts and a pheasant under glass beneath the tree. On the third day of Christmas my mistress gave to me three quarts milk two chicken breasts and a pheasant under glass beneath the tree. On the fourth day of Christmas my mistress gave to me four strutting birds three quarts milk two chicken breasts and a pheasant under ... Christmas Cheer Wed, 05 Dec 2007 06:43:35 GMT http://thechristmascottage.forummotion.com/christmas-cheer-f11/the-twelve-days-of-cats-mas-t37.htm#37 http://thechristmascottage.forummotion.com/christmas-cheer-f11/the-twelve-days-of-cats-mas-t37.htm http://thechristmascottage.forummotion.com/christmas-cheer-f11/santa-s-holiday-humor-t36.htm Frosty What do elves learn in school? The Elf-abet! How many reindeer does Santa Have??? 11 (named below): Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudoph (the one with the red nose), Olive (Olive the other reindeer {all of}), and Al (Then Al the reindeer loved him {all}). What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish. What kind of bird can write? A PENguin. Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each ... Christmas Cheer Wed, 05 Dec 2007 06:42:42 GMT http://thechristmascottage.forummotion.com/christmas-cheer-f11/santa-s-holiday-humor-t36.htm#36 http://thechristmascottage.forummotion.com/christmas-cheer-f11/santa-s-holiday-humor-t36.htm http://thechristmascottage.forummotion.com/christmas-cheer-f11/a-sign-of-the-times-t35.htm Frosty As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"]]> Christmas Cheer Wed, 05 Dec 2007 06:41:43 GMT http://thechristmascottage.forummotion.com/christmas-cheer-f11/a-sign-of-the-times-t35.htm#35 http://thechristmascottage.forummotion.com/christmas-cheer-f11/a-sign-of-the-times-t35.htm http://thechristmascottage.forummotion.com/christmas-cheer-f11/you-better-be-good-t34.htm Frosty You Better be Good Sarah and her thirteen-year-old sister had been fighting a lot this year. This happens when you combine a headstrong two-year-old, who is sure she is always right, with a young adolescent. Sarah's parents, trying to take advantage of her newfound interest in Santa Claus, reminded the two-year-old that Santa was watching and doesn't like it when children fight. This had little impact. "I'll just have to tell Santa about your misbehavior," the mother said as ... Christmas Cheer Wed, 05 Dec 2007 06:40:55 GMT http://thechristmascottage.forummotion.com/christmas-cheer-f11/you-better-be-good-t34.htm#34 http://thechristmascottage.forummotion.com/christmas-cheer-f11/you-better-be-good-t34.htm http://thechristmascottage.forummotion.com/christmas-cheer-f11/the-joys-of-winter-t33.htm Frosty By Madeleine Begun Kane
It was windy and snowy. I stumbled.
Then I fell and my keys and phone tumbled
And slid down the ice.
I yelled words not so nice.
“How rude!” an old passerby grumbled.]]> Christmas Cheer Wed, 05 Dec 2007 06:38:45 GMT http://thechristmascottage.forummotion.com/christmas-cheer-f11/the-joys-of-winter-t33.htm#33 http://thechristmascottage.forummotion.com/christmas-cheer-f11/the-joys-of-winter-t33.htm http://thechristmascottage.forummotion.com/christmas-cheer-f11/jeff-foxworthys-12-days-of-christmas-t32.htm Frosty ]]> Christmas Cheer Wed, 05 Dec 2007 06:36:29 GMT http://thechristmascottage.forummotion.com/christmas-cheer-f11/jeff-foxworthys-12-days-of-christmas-t32.htm#32 http://thechristmascottage.forummotion.com/christmas-cheer-f11/jeff-foxworthys-12-days-of-christmas-t32.htm